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A stroll through the brambles of [[law]], [[crap jobs|management]], [[philosophy]], [[language]], [[technology]], [[cricket]], [[high finance]] and the versimilitude of [[Toto]]’s 1981 smash [[Africa]]. Like a good alluvial fan, everything is silting up nicely and there are now {{NUMBEROFARTICLES}} articles in this wiki. To ''browse'', use the bar on the left. To ''search'', use the box top right.  
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<span class="plainlinks">[[Law]], [[derivatives]], [[crap jobs|management]], [[language]], [[technology]], [[cricket]] and [[Toto]]’s 1981 smash [[Africa]]. There are now '''{{NUMBEROFARTICLES}}''' articles inside. <br>
To ''browse'', go left. To ''search'', go top right. <br>
To ''find'', look inside yourself.</span>
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“Its pain, its outrage, its perennial sense of injustice was tempered by a sad resignation taught by the centuries. For a Sicilian, life was never fair.”
— Brian Glanville on the face of Salvatore “Totò” Schillaci, 1964-2024

Law, derivatives, management, language, technology, cricket and Toto’s 1981 smash Africa. There are now 4,467 articles inside.
To browse, go left. To search, go top right.
To find, look inside yourself.

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