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{{g}}''So'' much easier claimed than proven. And it is remarkable how credulous a business unit will be to the fantastical claims of [[sales]] about the untold riches from this unknown [[client]] that will materialise the moment we conclude this poorly conceptualised and apparently non-sensical [[transaction]] despite its apparent complete absence of commercial utility for any party other than [[sales]] (and —  allegedly — the [[CEO]] who, we are assured, [[the CEO wants this to happen|is ''very'' keen to ensure this happens]]).
{{g}}''So'' much easier claimed than proven. And it is remarkable how credulous a business unit will be to the fantastical claims of [[sales]] about the untold riches from this unknown [[client]] that will materialise the moment we conclude this poorly conceptualised and apparently non-sensical [[transaction]] despite its apparent complete absence of commercial utility for any party other than [[sales]] (and —  allegedly — the [[CEO]] who, we are assured, [[the CEO wants this to happen|is ''very'' keen to ensure this happens]]).


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*[[backtesting]] - a similar kind of {{tag|snakeoil}} once peddled by the [[salespeople]].
*[[backtesting]] - a similar kind of [[snakeoil]] once peddled by the [[salespeople]].


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So much easier claimed than proven. And it is remarkable how credulous a business unit will be to the fantastical claims of sales about the untold riches from this unknown client that will materialise the moment we conclude this poorly conceptualised and apparently non-sensical transaction despite its apparent complete absence of commercial utility for any party other than sales (and — allegedly — the CEO who, we are assured, is very keen to ensure this happens).

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