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{{a|g|{{image|Ironmountainbox|jpg|Your whole 25 year professional career boiled down, yesterday.}}}}The obsequious<ref>He’s not ''really'' obsequious but it just seemed like the right word. It flowed. You know?</ref> fellow who comes in when all your employees are wandering around the plaza outside the office clutching [[Iron Mountain]] box full of gonks, [[tombstone]]s, photos of pets, and out-of-date copies of that [[FT book about derivatives]].  
The obsequious<ref>He’s not really obsequious but it just seemed like the right word. It flowed. You know?</ref> fellow who comes in when all your employees are wandering around the plaza outside the office clutching an [[Iron Mountain]] box full of gonks, [[tombstone]]s, photos of pets, and out-of-date copies of that shitty [[FT book about derivatives]]. his, or her, job is to sort out all your contracts, close out the derivatives ([[cherry-pick]]ing where possible of course!), liquidate all assets and distribute the proceeds to credits.
 
His, or her, job is to sort out all your [[contract|contracts]], close out the [[derivatives]] ([[cherry-pick]]ing your valuable [[in-the-money]] trades where possible of course!), liquidate all your assets and distribute the proceeds the line of creditors presently queuing around the block.


It sounds easy but there is a lot of devil in the detail.
It sounds easy but there is a lot of devil in the detail.


==== Likes ====
* [[Cherry-pick|Cherries]]
* [[Aleatory contract]]<nowiki/>s
* [[Avocat à la cour|Belgian netting lawyers]]
==== Does not like ====


* Derivatives (in MENA jurisdictions)
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*[[Insolvency]]
*[[Voidable preference]]
*[[Cherry-picker]]
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The obsequious[1] fellow who comes in when all your employees are wandering around the plaza outside the office clutching Iron Mountain box full of gonks, tombstones, photos of pets, and out-of-date copies of that FT book about derivatives.

His, or her, job is to sort out all your contracts, close out the derivatives (cherry-picking your valuable in-the-money trades where possible of course!), liquidate all your assets and distribute the proceeds the line of creditors presently queuing around the block.

It sounds easy but there is a lot of devil in the detail.

Likes

Does not like

  • Derivatives (in MENA jurisdictions)

See also

References

  1. He’s not really obsequious but it just seemed like the right word. It flowed. You know?