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==The [[Enron Ron]]== | |||
We met while [[Arthur Andersen]]’s pockets were filling<br> | We met while [[Arthur Andersen]]’s pockets were filling<br> | ||
''The [[Enron]] ron ron'' <br> | ''The [[Enron]] ron ron'' <br> | ||
''The [[Enron]] ron'' <br> | ''The [[Enron]] ron'' <br> | ||
Someone told me that his name was | Someone told me that his name was Skilling <br> | ||
''The [[Enron]] ron ron'' <br> | ''The [[Enron]] ron ron'' <br> | ||
''The [[Enron]] ron'' <br> | ''The [[Enron]] ron'' <br> | ||
Yeah, my heart beat | Yeah, my heart beat Fast—(ow!!) <br> | ||
His accounting wouldn't last (ow!!) <br> | His accounting wouldn't last (ow!!) <br> | ||
''The [[Enron]] ron ron'' <br> | ''The [[Enron]] ron ron'' <br> | ||
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''(repeat ad lib)'' | ''(repeat ad lib)'' | ||
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The Enron Ron
We met while Arthur Andersen’s pockets were filling
The Enron ron ron
The Enron ron
Someone told me that his name was Skilling
The Enron ron ron
The Enron ron
Yeah, my heart beat Fast—(ow!!)
His accounting wouldn't last (ow!!)
The Enron ron ron
The Enron ron
And when he walked me home he set my balance sheet free
With FIN 46 and an SPV
The Enron ron ron
The Enron ron
Cashflows marked-to-market each and every day
Raptors on your balance sheet! Look out, Kenneth Lay!
The Enron ron ron
The Enron ron
(repeat ad lib)
From the well-thumbed pages of the Jolly Contrarian’s songbook