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{{songbook|{{image|Rickroll|jpg|}}}}We’re no strangers to [[tax]] <br>  
We're no strangers to {{tag|tax}} <br>  
You know [[Withholding tax|withholding]] rules and so do I <br>
You know [[Withholding tax|withholding]] rules and so do I <br>
[[Payee Tax Representations - ISDA Provision|Payee representations]] are what I’m thinking [[of]] <br>
[[Payee Tax Representations - ISDA Provision|Payee representations]] I am making <br>
You wouldn’t get them from another guy <br>
You wouldn’t get them from another guy <br>
<br>
<br>
I just wanna say I’m imputating <br>
I just wanna say I’m [[imputation credit|imputating]] <br>
Gotta make you understand <br>
Gotta make you understand <br>
Never gonna [[Gross up|gross you up]] <br>
Never gonna [[Gross up|gross you up]] <br>
Never gonn’ assess you down <br>
Never gonna write you down <br>
Never gonna run around and deduct you <br>
Never gonna [[reach around]] and deduct you <br>
Never gonna make you cry <br>
Never gonna make you cry <br>
Never gonna say goodbye <br>
Never gonn’ [[indemnify]] <br>
Customs and excise cannot hurt you <br>
What they can’t [[recharacterisation|recharacterise]] can’t hurt you <br>
<br>
<br>
We've known each other for so long <br>
We’ve known each other for so long <br>
Your deed’s been aching but you’re too reserved to stamp it <br>
I [[Signed, sealed, delivered|sealed]] your [[deed]] but you’re too [[Stamp duty reserve tax|reserved]] to [[Stamp Duty|stamp]] it <br>
Inside we both know what's been going on <br>
Inside we both know what’s been going on <br>
We know the game and we’re gonna stamp it <br>
We goin’ away, yes we’re gonna glamp it <br><br>
And if you ask me how I’m feeling <br>
Don’t tell me you're too blind to see <br>


And if you ask me, I’m deferring <br>
Future cashflows into the next reporting period <br>
Never gonna [[Gross up|gross you up]] <br>
Never gonna write you down <br>
Never gonna [[reach around]] and deduct you <br>
Never gonna make you cry <br>
Never gonn’ [[indemnify]] <br>
What they [[recharacterisation|recharacterise]] will hurt you <br>
<br>
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We’re no strangers to tax
You know withholding rules and so do I
Payee representations I am making
You wouldn’t get them from another guy

I just wanna say I’m imputating
Gotta make you understand
Never gonna gross you up
Never gonna write you down
Never gonna reach around and deduct you
Never gonna make you cry
Never gonn’ indemnify
What they can’t recharacterise can’t hurt you

We’ve known each other for so long
I sealed your deed but you’re too reserved to stamp it
Inside we both know what’s been going on
We goin’ away, yes we’re gonna glamp it

And if you ask me, I’m deferring
Future cashflows into the next reporting period
Never gonna gross you up
Never gonna write you down
Never gonna reach around and deduct you
Never gonna make you cry
Never gonn’ indemnify
What they recharacterise will hurt you

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