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A stroll through the brambles of [[law]], [[crap jobs|management]], [[philosophy]], [[language]], [[technology]], [[cricket]], [[high finance]] and the versimilitude of [[Toto]]’s 1981 smash [[Africa]]. Like a good alluvial fan, everything is silting up nicely and there are now '''{{NUMBEROFARTICLES}}''' articles in this wiki. <br>
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<span class="plainlinks">[[Law]], [[derivatives]], [[crap jobs|management]], [[language]], [[technology]], [[cricket]] and [[Toto]]’s 1981 smash [[Africa]]. There are now '''{{NUMBEROFARTICLES}}''' articles inside. <br>
To ''browse'', go left. To ''search'', go top right. <br>
To ''find'', look inside yourself.</span>
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Latest revision as of 08:55, 5 October 2023

The Jالی Contrarian
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“If to call a man a wolf is to put him in a special light, we must not forget that the metaphor makes the wolf seem more human than he otherwise would.”
—Max Black, Metaphor (1965)

Law, derivatives, management, language, technology, cricket and Toto’s 1981 smash Africa. There are now 4,499 articles inside.
To browse, go left. To search, go top right.
To find, look inside yourself.

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