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{{a|myth|{{image|Ninja showdown|png|}}}}The sacred name of the [[ISDA ninja]]s — a name so sacred than no-one with learning in the ways of the [[Single Agreement]] shall utter its name, on being cast for all eternity into the entropic slurry of the [[Iron Mountain]].
{{a|isdamyth|{{image|Ninja showdown|png|}}}}{{dpn|/aɪˈɛsdiːeɪ/|n|}}The sacred name of the [[ISDA]] — a name ''so'' sacred than none but an inducted member of {{icds}} shall say it. An ISDA ninja — one with learning in the ways of the [[Single Agreement]] — fears the very utterance of its name, on pain of being cast for all eternity into the entropic slurry of the [[Iron Mountain]].
 
The conventional and ''only'' socially acceptable way for [[Muggle]]s to refer to the sacred word, therefore is “[[izder]]”.


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{{a|g|[[File:Claudis Blankie.jpg|450px|thumb|center|An [[eye-ess-dee-aye]] yesterday.]]}}Just don’t. ''Ever''. You say “[[izder]]”. Now run along, and we shall not speak of this again.
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Latest revision as of 09:25, 21 January 2024

Myths and legends of the market, ISDA edition
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Aïessdiyé
/aɪˈɛsdiːeɪ/ (n.)
The sacred name of the ISDA — a name so sacred than none but an inducted member of ISDA’s crack drafting squad™ shall say it. An ISDA ninja — one with learning in the ways of the Single Agreement — fears the very utterance of its name, on pain of being cast for all eternity into the entropic slurry of the Iron Mountain.

The conventional and only socially acceptable way for Muggles to refer to the sacred word, therefore is “izder”.

See also