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:''Q: How many Californians does it take to screw in a lightbulb?'' | :''Q: How many Californians does it take to screw in a lightbulb?'' | ||
:''A: None. Californians screw in spa-pools.'' | :''A: None. Californians screw in spa-pools.'' | ||
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Revision as of 14:08, 24 March 2017
Not a thing.
Except in California[1].
Which reminds me:
- Q: How many Californians does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
- A: None. Californians screw in spa-pools.
This gag comes to you direct from our “here all week, folks!” store of corking one-liners.
Since it isn’t a thing, its non-existence can be definitively established by deft use of a suitable disclaimer.