Rick Astley: Difference between revisions

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If Rick Astley were a tax lawyer:

The Firm would be a far better novel than it is, as it would have been set in Warrington.
The Firm would be a far better film, for that matter, since Rick Astley is a lot less annoying that Tom Cruise.
This would have been a number 1 hit for Stock Aitken Waterman.

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 If Rick Astley were a tax lawyer:
-*{{br|The Firm}} would be a far better novel than it is, and would have been set in Warrington.
+*{{br|The Firm}} would be a far better novel than it is, as it would have been set in Warrington.
 *{{br|The Firm}} would be a far better film, for that matter, since Rick Astley is a lot less annoying that Tom Cruise.
 *[[Never gonna gross you up|This]] would have been a number 1 hit for Stock Aitken Waterman.
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