Convenimus ergo es: Difference between revisions
Jump to navigation
Jump to search
Amwelladmin (talk | contribs) Created page with "Büchstein’s famous maxim, loosely translated as I am in a meeting, therefore you exist, which was formula..." |
Amwelladmin (talk | contribs) No edit summary |
||
| Line 1: | Line 1: | ||
[[Otto Büchstein|Büchstein]]’s famous maxim, loosely translated as [[I am in a meeting, therefore ''you'' exist|I am in a meeting, therefore you exist]], which was formulated to disprove central thesis from [[Descartes]]’ ''[[Discourse on the Method]]'' and thus establish the ''non''-existence of an omnipotent benevolent god, For no such deity could exist in a universe where [[all hands conference call]]s are an inevitability. | {{a|confcall|}}[[Otto Büchstein|Büchstein]]’s famous maxim, loosely translated as [[I am in a meeting, therefore ''you'' exist|I am in a meeting, therefore you exist]], which was formulated to disprove central thesis from [[Descartes]]’ ''[[Discourse on the Method]]'' and thus establish the ''non''-existence of an omnipotent benevolent god, For no such deity could exist in a universe where [[all hands conference call]]s are an inevitability. | ||
If there is a meeting — and take it from me, there most definitely is — then it is no longer self-evidently true that the only certain thing in the universe is the incorporeal “I” as a ''thinking thing'' (“[[res cogitans]]”). “''You''” must also exist, as a ''talking thing'' (“[[res verbositans]]”), and so must the [[project manager]] as an ''action-assigning thing'' (“[[res bossitans]]”) | If there is a meeting — and take it from me, there most definitely is — then it is no longer self-evidently true that the only certain thing in the universe is the incorporeal “I” as a ''thinking thing'' (“[[res cogitans]]”). “''You''” must also exist, as a ''talking thing'' (“[[res verbositans]]”), and so must the [[project manager]] as an ''action-assigning thing'' (“[[res bossitans]]”) | ||
Revision as of 17:12, 22 March 2019
|
Conference Call Anatomy™
|
Büchstein’s famous maxim, loosely translated as I am in a meeting, therefore you exist, which was formulated to disprove central thesis from Descartes’ Discourse on the Method and thus establish the non-existence of an omnipotent benevolent god, For no such deity could exist in a universe where all hands conference calls are an inevitability.
If there is a meeting — and take it from me, there most definitely is — then it is no longer self-evidently true that the only certain thing in the universe is the incorporeal “I” as a thinking thing (“res cogitans”). “You” must also exist, as a talking thing (“res verbositans”), and so must the project manager as an action-assigning thing (“res bossitans”)