Charge-out rate

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A charge-out rate is a form of gravitational constant.

You can plot it through time on a graph, as a straight line rising at more or less the steepest possible gradient at which an independent observer’s eyes will not start involuntarily to water. This rising line will continue inevitably, inexorably and without variation, regardless of market condition, geopolitical angst, or the softness of the labour or investment market, until the very end of days.

You see the line of the charge-out rate in its natural environment in two places: a malign version, in the financial performance of someone who is up to no good: a Ponzi scheme, for example, or an Insider trader — and here the Apocalypse may happen at any time, and will be personal to those at whose expense the scheme is being perpetrated; and a benign version — benign at least as far as our learned friends are concerned — that describes the revenue growth or development of charge-out rates through time in a magic circle law firm. Here the Apocalypse really means the ultimate limit of space-time however that might happen to be described (if at all) under prevailing cosmological theory, for the inevitability in the growth of magic circle revenues and charge out rates is one of the most persistent and predictable phenomena in the known universe.

See also

• Magic circle law firm
• Bernard Madoff