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-{{a|opcoboone|}}<div style="text-indent: 20px;">When [[Opco Boone|Opco]], Algy and George filed into the ''Defence Against Indemnities'' classroom, their regular teacher, Professor Cavalier, was nowhere to be seen. Instead a stout middle-aged management consultant sat at her desk, peering intently through a monocle at a clockwork contraption installed upon it. The machine was labelled “RISK TAXONOMISER”. As the class settled in the Professor gleefully twiddled the dials on the machine’s fascia.
+{{a|opcoboone|}}<div style="text-indent: 20px;">When [[Opco Boone|Opco]], Algy and George filed into the ''Defence Against Indemnities'' classroom, their regular teacher, Professor Cavalier, was nowhere to be seen. Instead a stout middle-aged management consultant sat at her desk, peering intently through a monocle at a clockwork contraption installed upon it. The machine was labelled “RISK TAXONOMISER”. A badger on her lapel announced her as Professor Skank. As the class settled in she gleefully twiddled the dials on the machine’s fascia.
-“Good Morning, Class!” she beamed.
+“Good Morning, Class!” she beamed. I am Professor Skank. I shall be taking ''Defence Against Indemnities'' for the rest of term.
 The whole class murmured gloomily in response — all, that is, but [[Ramsay Punchface]].