Email disclaimer

A window into the soul of your correspondent (or, where harnessed to the great steampunk machine of a multinational corporation, that entity's blackened soul). his kind of disclaimer may canvass any one or more of the following subjects:

• confidentiality
• copyright
• privilege (despite its protestations, almost no emails will ever be legally privileged)
• It might not be accurate
• It might contain viruses
• An appeal to destroy it if sent in error.
• Things it isn't:
  • Professional advice
  • An offer or solicitation of an offer
  • A recommendation to do anything or not do anything (Stop and think about this juicy double negative for a while: “We are not telling you not to do anything”.)

The information contained in this e-mail, and any attachment, is confidential and is intended solely for the use of the intended recipient. Access, copying or re-use of the e-mail or any attachment, or any information contained therein, by any other person is not authorized. If you are not the intended recipient please return the e-mail to the sender and delete it from your computer. Although we attempt to sweep e-mail and attachments for viruses, we do not guarantee that either are virus-free and accept no liability for any damage sustained as a result of viruses.

This e-mail and any attachment(s) are intended only for use by the addressee(s) and may contain privileged and/or confidential information. If you are not the intended recipient of this e-mail, any dissemination, distribution taking of any action, printing or copying of this e-mail and/or its attachments is strictly prohibited. If you have received this e-mail in error, please immediately notify us, and delete the e-mail immediately.