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A plausible ultimate fate for commerce and industry is to be entirely consumed by {{tag|flannel}}. In this state all commercial activity has been vanquished by [[disclaimers]], [[boilerplate]], and {{f|flannel}} such that there is a state of zero free thermodynamic energy. Commerce is no longer sustainable and collapses into a state of complete ennui.
A plausible ultimate fate for commerce and industry is to be entirely consumed by {{tag|flannel}}. In this state all commercial activity has been vanquished by [[disclaimers]], [[boilerplate]], and {{f|flannel}} — arrived at by means of a series of weekly [[all-hands conference call]]s — such that [[confusion entropy]] has approached its asymptotic maximum and there is a state of zero free thermodynamic creative energy. Commerce is no longer sustainable and collapses into a state of complete ennui.


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Revision as of 12:42, 9 July 2018

A plausible ultimate fate for commerce and industry is to be entirely consumed by flannel. In this state all commercial activity has been vanquished by disclaimers, boilerplate, and flannel — arrived at by means of a series of weekly all-hands conference calls — such that confusion entropy has approached its asymptotic maximum and there is a state of zero free thermodynamic creative energy. Commerce is no longer sustainable and collapses into a state of complete ennui.

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