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:''In such conditions, a sense of hopelessness overwhelmed many soldiers, leading them to believe that every incoming shell was inscribed with a man’s name. In the soldiers’ imagination, such a fate might be averted by having one’s name already engraved on a talismanic bullet —  an especially poignant kind of trench art.''
:''In such conditions, a sense of hopelessness overwhelmed many soldiers, leading them to believe that every incoming shell was inscribed with a man’s name. In the soldiers’ imagination, such a fate might be averted by having one’s name already engraved on a talismanic bullet —  an especially poignant kind of trench art.''
::— Trench Art: A brief History and guide, 1914-1939, by Nicholas J Saunders.
::— ''Trench Art: A Brief History and Guide, 1914-1939'', Nicholas J Saunders.


It is said that combat troops would often carry with them a single bullet with their own name engraved on it. A superstitious amulet; a warder-offer of the soldier's deepest fear: ''“the bullet with my name on it can’t hurt me, because I’ve got it”.''
It is said that combat troops would often carry with them a single bullet with their own name engraved on it. A superstitious amulet; a warder-offer of the soldier's deepest fear: ''“the bullet with my name on it can’t hurt me, because I’ve got it”.''
   
   
In financial services we have silver bullets, too. They are just as effective at warding off evil, but they are a certain caste of fellow employee. Hard to categorise, but easy to recognise when you see them: the [[weak gazelle]]s.
In financial services we have silver bullets, too. They are just as effective at warding off evil: not very.


They are (frail) flesh and blood; they are [[survivor|survivors]], the bullshit artists, those who, in twenty-five years managing securities financing operations, have never quite got to grips with  the idea that a [[stock loan]] is [[title transfer]] — [[credit officer]]s who don’t quite apprehend that a bank account involves credit risk, because your [[money]] isn’t just kept in a special jar with your name on it somewhere at the bank of a huge vault, who manage somehow, doggedly, to hang-on to their job, like lichen to any rock on which they can anchor their mortal coil in the most inhospitable climes.  
The silver bullet is a certain caste of fellow employee. Hard to categorise, but easy to recognise when you see him: the [[weak gazelle]].


He — who shall remain nameless, because I really don’t want to hex him, and he is in a way an unknown warrior, inexplicably not yet in his tomb is my succour and my prayer for relief: as long as ''he'' is here, may my own days may yet be without number, for he is my grim comfort, that there is, still, at least one warm body between me and the wall I will eventually be lined up and shot against.  
Hi is (frail) flesh and blood; he is the [[survivor]], the bullshit artist, the fellow who, in twenty-five years managing securities financing operations, has never quite got to grips with the idea that a [[stock loan]] is [[title transfer]] — the [[credit officer]] who doesn’t quite apprehend that a bank account involves credit risk, because your [[money]] isn’t just kept in a special jar with your name on it somewhere at the bank of a huge vault the individual who somehow, doggedly, hang-on to his job, like lichen, anchoring his mortal coil to cold inhospitable rock as the storm rages.  


Yet the fact that this chap — the one that says “[[due dilly]]” with a straight face, and throws around hymnal [[metaphor|metaphors]] that he is still here while so many better men and women have slid limply down that  wall, leaving a coppery stain behind them on the whitewash, gives the lie to my belief, of course.
This chap — who shall remain nameless, because I really don’t want to hex him, is in his own way an unknown warrior, inexplicably not yet in his tomb — he is my succour and my prayer for relief: as long as ''he'' survives, may my own days may yet be without number, for my grim comfort is that there remains at least one warm body between me and the wall I will eventually be lined up and shot against.  


But still I have my [[silver bullet]].
Yet the fact that this chap — the one that says “[[due dilly]]” with a straight face, and throws around hymnal [[metaphor|metaphors]] — the fact that he is still here while so many better men and women have ''already'' limply slid down that  wall, leaving a copper stain behind them on the whitewash, gives the lie to this conviction.
 
But still, however little it may practically be worth, I have my [[silver bullet]].


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In such conditions, a sense of hopelessness overwhelmed many soldiers, leading them to believe that every incoming shell was inscribed with a man’s name. In the soldiers’ imagination, such a fate might be averted by having one’s name already engraved on a talismanic bullet — an especially poignant kind of trench art.
Trench Art: A Brief History and Guide, 1914-1939, Nicholas J Saunders.

It is said that combat troops would often carry with them a single bullet with their own name engraved on it. A superstitious amulet; a warder-offer of the soldier's deepest fear: “the bullet with my name on it can’t hurt me, because I’ve got it”.

In financial services we have silver bullets, too. They are just as effective at warding off evil: not very.

The silver bullet is a certain caste of fellow employee. Hard to categorise, but easy to recognise when you see him: the weak gazelle.

Hi is (frail) flesh and blood; he is the survivor, the bullshit artist, the fellow who, in twenty-five years managing securities financing operations, has never quite got to grips with the idea that a stock loan is title transfer — the credit officer who doesn’t quite apprehend that a bank account involves credit risk, because your money isn’t just kept in a special jar with your name on it somewhere at the bank of a huge vault — the individual who somehow, doggedly, hang-on to his job, like lichen, anchoring his mortal coil to cold inhospitable rock as the storm rages.

This chap — who shall remain nameless, because I really don’t want to hex him, is in his own way an unknown warrior, inexplicably not yet in his tomb — he is my succour and my prayer for relief: as long as he survives, may my own days may yet be without number, for my grim comfort is that there remains at least one warm body between me and the wall I will eventually be lined up and shot against.

Yet the fact that this chap — the one that says “due dilly” with a straight face, and throws around hymnal metaphors — the fact that he is still here while so many better men and women have already limply slid down that wall, leaving a copper stain behind them on the whitewash, gives the lie to this conviction.

But still, however little it may practically be worth, I have my silver bullet.

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