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:Peotry is sissy stuff that rhymes. Weedy people say la and fie and swoon when they see a bunch of daffodils.
:{{Baskerville|Peotry is sissy stuff that rhymes. Weedy people say la and fie and swoon when they see a bunch of daffodils.}}
:...
:{{Baskerville|...}}
:Also quite frankly <br>
:{{Baskerville|Also quite frankly }}<br>
:I COULDN’T CARE LESS<br>
:{{Baskerville|I COULDN’T CARE LESS}}<br>
:What use will ''that'' be to me in the new atomic age?<br>
:{{Baskerville|What use will ''that'' be to me in the new atomic age?}}<br>
:Occasionally english masters will chide me for this point of view o molesworth one you must learn the value of spiritual things until i spray them with 200 rounds from my bakterial gun. i then plant the british flag in the masters inkwell and declare a whole holiday for the skool. boo to shakespeare.
:{{Baskerville|Occasionally english masters will chide me for this point of view o molesworth one you must learn the value of spiritual things until i spray them with 200 rounds from my bakterial gun. i then plant the british flag in the masters inkwell and declare a whole holiday for the skool. boo to shakespeare.}}


::—[[nigel molesworth]], the curse of st custards, as reported by Geoffrey Willans in ''DOWN WITH SKOOL!''
::—[[nigel molesworth]], the curse of st custards, as reported by Geoffrey Willans in ''DOWN WITH SKOOL!''

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Peotry is sissy stuff that rhymes. Weedy people say la and fie and swoon when they see a bunch of daffodils.
...
Also quite frankly
I COULDN’T CARE LESS
What use will that be to me in the new atomic age?
Occasionally english masters will chide me for this point of view o molesworth one you must learn the value of spiritual things until i spray them with 200 rounds from my bakterial gun. i then plant the british flag in the masters inkwell and declare a whole holiday for the skool. boo to shakespeare.
nigel molesworth, the curse of st custards, as reported by Geoffrey Willans in DOWN WITH SKOOL!