Due Dilly Dally

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Due Dilly Dally

My old man

Said, “Follow the van,

But don’t due dilly dally on the way.”

Off went the deck with our slide packed in it,

I dialled in with me heart right in it.

But I dillied and dallied, dallied and dillied,

Skype playing up and don’t know where to roam.

Repeat ad lib.

See also

• Due dilly, if you want to find out about plonkers
• Due diligence, if you want to find out about pedantry