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Algy, still preoccupied with his rubber, was not paying attention and therefore reacted as if he has been shot. “Er —” | Algy, still preoccupied with his rubber, was not paying attention and therefore reacted as if he has been shot. “Er —” | ||
“''[[Side letter]]!''” hissed | George kicked him in the shins under the table. “''[[Side letter]]!''” she hissed. | ||
“Ah, a side letter, Miss?” | Algy rubbed his shin and glared at her. “Ah, a side letter, Miss?” | ||
Professor Skank paused, and sighed, and patiently said, “No, Bailey, side letters are not best pra —” | Professor Skank paused, and sighed, and patiently said, “No, Bailey, side letters are not best pra —” | ||
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“No, no, no! ''Really'', children: You are thinking about this all wrong. Think about the big picture. Think in terms of overall risk.” | “No, no, no! ''Really'', children: You are thinking about this all wrong. Think about the big picture. Think in terms of overall risk.” | ||
Ramsay Punchface could bear it no longer. | Ramsay Punchface could bear it no longer. “[[Key performance indicator|KEY PERFORMANCE INDICATOR]]S MISS!!!” | ||
The room went quiet. Professor Skank sparkled with delight. She wheeled on the spot and regarded unctuous little Punchface, licking his lips from the front row. “Ex''actly'', Ramsay! [[Key performance indicator]] | The room went quiet. Professor Skank sparkled with delight. She wheeled on the spot and regarded unctuous little Punchface, licking his lips from the front row. “Ex''actly'', Ramsay! [[Key performance indicator]]! | ||