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Class nerd, suggestible creep and most likely to be misled by the trivial patter of a confident grifter. When you see him show up in an Opco Boone stories, expect him to look like he’s unjustifiably winning thanks to his unchecked commitment to sycophancy, but at just the moment where you can no longer bear his sufferably smug face, he will suffer a shattering, humiliating and altogether delicious reversal.

You’re not meant to like him. If you do, you probably wouldn’t like me.