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“Oh! Am I invited?”
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The time which, as it will come to all of us, will surely come to you. Portents include doughnuts, Horsemen of the Apocalypse, your silver bullet departing unexpectedly, and compliance declaring it is finally a suitable time for backtesting.

But it almost certainly won’t be heralded by chatbots, contract review tools or document assembly, however much the COO might wish it were otherwise.

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