Perfection

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Perfection
/pəˈfɛkʃən/ (n.)

1. In the lore of security-taking: The juridical art of making a security interest “work”. Formal security interests — things like charges, debentures, mortgages and pledges — live in a kind of purgatorial mid-sphere between the human and the divine, and this means their earthly form, to have any causal effect, must be “perfect”: tickety-boo, compliant with all local legal formalities so that when things in the material realm have gone seins en l’air and the poor terrestrial securityholder looks beyond the surly horizon and prays aid of the estimable gods of enforcement, things actually work as billed. What counts as perfection is, literally, a lore unto itself, and dependong on the jurisdiction in which you are seekeing celestial aid might be simple registration, within a prescribed deadline, of your interest at companies registry, notification to the chargor, a sacred incantation, or standing on one leg at the crest of Kilimanjaro gravely reciting a Rudyard Kipling poem. Who knows? Fear of what may come from neglecting, or jsust not knowing, the necessary magic words, horcruxes and amulets that will vouchsafe one’s semi-divine state of suretyship keep many a legal eagle business. But as a people, we have lost our passion for the ineffable. A few years ago, those dour rationalists from the European Union enacted the Financial Collateral Directive, which has taken much of the fun, and terror, out of security creation by rendering it basically unnecessary: if a security interest counts as a “financial collateral arrangement”, the formal registration and perfection requirements which would otherwise apply (eg notification; registering the security interest with the registrar of companies, the hilarious pantomime of the Slavenburg filings) are not required. Enlightenment Now, friends.

2. When trying to get something done. That thing that Voltaire said was “the enemy of good enough”.

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