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- “Did you know that for a disguise, elephants paint the soles of their feet yellow, and hide upside-down in custard?”
- “What?! That’s preposterous! Trouble me not with such nonsense.”
- “But have you ever seen an elephant hiding upside-down in custard?”
- “No —”
- “SHOWS WHAT A GOOD DISGUISE IT IS.”