Template:Second law of worker entropy
The JC’s second law of worker entropy: Confusion entropy will eventually lead to the boredom heat death of the universe. There is no formula for when or where this might happen because at that moment the Jolly Contrarian was trying to make one up[1] he was ambushed with an ambiguous request for KPIs by an officious management consultant. He pretended to be having Skype trouble but lost his train of thought and never quite recovered it. Story of his life, really.
- ↑ You do realise everything on this wiki is just made up on the spot, don’t you?