Billy Hanks

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Briefing. It's Billy Hanks. He was a bad dude Lower East-Side synthetic alpha dealer in the swinging naughties. His stuff was bad, man. He cut it with all kinds of shit to market it yield. Front runners, insider intel, short squeezes, corner action. It could bang you up bad. Just a tipoff is all it took. This was not your non-usual coke-lite levered beta. The high layed a week but the downer was a killer.

Billy copped to a market manipulation rap in 2010 and the cops shut him down. He went way for a stretch but what do you know, hallelujah he found God and got time off for good behaviour. He got right back in the game.

But twist:Our Billy-Boy’s a clean skin now. The CFTC goons tailed him solid for your years. Parked up outside his family office. He says “how can I? I don't deal no more. I’m like but you are generating 200 large every week. What can you possibly need all that for? He looked at me. “need ? Need? I deduce that you don't understand the game.”

“Is for my own use. What can I say? My missus has expensive taste. Her daughter is even worse. She’s a bad influence. and he checks out legit. he’s largely clean and generating good alpha