Bad apple

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Bad apple
/bæd ˈæpl/ (n.)
One of those mischievous human imps occupying unobserved crevices in the great steampunk machine who, by their human frailty, ruin the best-laid plans of the machines.

On the conventional wisdom, bad apples are the remaining fly in the ointment between us and the sunlit uplands of financial services utopia. Once the last one can be removed all will be well in perpetuity.

The JC wonders whether we should be quite so surprised. Bad apples gonna be bad. They will always find and exploit zero-day flaws in the system, which is what we should expect bad apples to do. These they will find them exactly where the system least expects them to be found, and is therefore not looking: apparently harmless, sleepy backwaters. LIBOR submissions. The accounting department. The Delta-one index swaps desk. In a family office.

But who the bad apples are depends on who is asking, and, critically, when.

Often, the people who look like heroes — NASDAQ chairmen, visionary innovators, star traders —before the fact only start to look like bad apples after it. And vice versa.

Before and after fact: a play in two acts

Quiz time: taking the information supplied about who everyone thought was hero and bad apple before a famous catastrophe, fill in who you think was who after the event.

Caption text
Incident Before After
Hero Bad Apple Hero Bad Apple
Enron Jeff Skilling
Ken Lay
Andrew Fastow
Fortune Journalist Bethany MacLean
Short-seller Jim Chanos
_______ _______
Madoff Bernie Madoff
Fairfield Sentry
The SEC
Option Trader Harry Markopolos
Barron’s Journalist Erin Arvedlund
_______ _______
Barings Nick Leeson
Peter “not terribly difficult” Baring
Er _______ _______
Archegos Bill Huang
Co-heads of Prime Brokerage, everywhere
Junior credit officer _______ _______
FTX Sam Bankman-Fried
Caroline Ellison
Matt (So it’s a ponzi scheme?) Levine _______ _______
WireCard Markus Braun
Jan Marsalek
BaFin
FT Journalist Dan McCrum
Internal lawyer Pav Gill
Short-seller Matthew Earl
_______ _______

Before the fact

  • Heroes: Nick Leeson, Jeff Skilling, Ken Lay, Andrew Fastow, Jérôme Kerviel, Kweku Abodoli, Elizabeth Holmes, Arif Naqvid, Charlie Javis, Jo Lo, Bernie Madoff, Sam Bankman-Fried.
  • Bad apples: Fortune journalist Bethany MacLean (Enron). Contrarian hedge fund trader Michael Burry (Subprime). Madoff whistleblower Harry Markopolos. FT journalist Dan McCrum (Wirecard). The formalist system systematically ignored them, fired them, tried to put them in prison.

After-the-fact

  • Heroes: ______
  • Bad apples: _____


The JC’s view: the “bad apple” concept is not a good one if the virtue of one’s applehood is only apparent in hindsight.

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