Warteschleifenmusikopfer
One, with an abnormal fear of späteankunftschande who has dialed into a conference call so early — before the moderator — as to have to listen to the hold music. One with a profound sense of früheankunftfreude.
In popular culture
Die Warteschleifenmusikopfer, (Opus 27, No. 2) was a light-hearted opera by Brecht concerning the plight of Iolanthio, a young paralegal at a Belgian investment manager, to dial into a conference call from a mobile phone while on holiday by the Caspian Sea. It is rarely performed in English.