Life coach

Those that can, do. Those that can’t, teach. Those that can’t teach become life coaches to those that can.

A purveyor of shit maxims who, despite not really having amounted to anything personally or professionally, has managed to reinvent herself as a motivator to those that have.

Now, as one of their number, assuredly the Jolly Contrarian has no beef with those who have not amounted to anything personally or professionally, but it does strike one that the divorcee who sets herself up to offer wisdom in the conduct of — er, affairs — of others, or the ex-international legal specialist who re-emerges to offer half-day workshops on how to be the best version of yourself is having a bit of a laugh, and that so many of these people can be routinely engaged by multinational firms ostensibly populated by those that do