Why your job is safe

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An occasional running series intended to pose the question: when will Adam Curtis’ assertion that the vaunted predictive power of big data is a “modern ghost story”.

Your job is safe as long as:

• Google thinks that ==> is a sensible win prediction for a cricket match.
• Microsoft’s auto-correct for “bhusiness” suggests “bushiness” but not “business”.
• Android voice recognition interprets “Richard Strauss” as “Richard’s trouser”.
• Those splendid data-wizard brianboxes at Goldman Sachs can get their predictions this wrong ==>

See also

• Artificial intelligence
• Technology is a leveller