The Man from Dundee
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Like the reasonable man, the economic man, the officious bystander, we were recently introduced by Comedian Sarah Pascoe to the the mythical, non-existent heckler: The “erudite man from Dundee”.
The thing, this is not a mythical person. The JC knows him. . Like the equally non-mythical “Amateur Skateboarder from Durban”, he is a frequent correspondent. It is an exchange that has greatly enriched the JC. Since you are meant to write epic poems about such people, let us do so.
Now, in what style does one serenade an “erudite man from Dundee?” Well, there’s only one answer to that isn’t there.
An erudite man from Dundee Would periodically read a decree Of the kind that’s extinct in The pages of LinkedIn: A treasure whose pleasure is free.