Spank Wagon
Spank Wagon by Wesley Willis
(Enjoy the lyrics, at your own risk, here)
We will let Wesley Willis’s lyrics speak for themselves because, frankly, no-one else in their right mind will:
- The rock show was over at last
- A lot of people met the band
- The rock show was awesome
- It was the whooping on a horse's ass
- Spank Wagon
- Spank Wagon
- Spank Wagon
- Spank Wagon
- Rock over London
- Rock on Chicago
- Equitable, its the power of tomorrow
If you have the first clue what this means you are more insightful connoisseur of rock 'n' roll — and for that matter the English language — than the JC. As for that cheeky — for which, read “random” — reference to “equitable” as the “power of tomorrow” well — search me.
Now, friends: “Equitable” isn’t even a noun. It is hard to see how an adjective could be the power of tomorrow.