Be the best version of yourself

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Crappy advice you find on LinkedIn

Don’t dream it — be it.

An occasional paean to the empty-headed aspirational gems that gush from from LinkedIn’s wellspring of bunk.
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Be the best version of yourself, unless your Shakespearean flaw is lack of judgment, self-awareness or common sense, of course. Which, if I know you like I think I do, it is.

If it is, sailor, you are in no position to judge which version of yourself is the best one out there. So you’re stuffed. You could ask a friend you trust — but seeing as, [][Q.E.D.]], your judgment of your friends isn’t much better, that won’t work either.

But , okay — let’s say for a moment it isn’t. Let’s grant you that you are self-aware enough to acknowledge your fixable shortcomings. You know them, and you can fix them. So have you fixed them? Or was it only your life coach’s wit and wisdom — vouchsafed to you through the good offices of LinkedIn — that brought you to this epiphany? Well — what are you waiting for?

There’s a better version of you out there, somewhere in conceptual design space, just waiting to be been.