Certainty

I don’t want knowledge. I want certainty.

In which the curmudgeonly old sod puts the world to rights.

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If there was certainty, ninety five percent of you wouldn’t show up for work.
—The Jolly Contrarian

If there was certainty, ninety five percent of you wouldn’t have any goddamn work.
—The Jolly Contrarian

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