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{{a|myth|}}Dilbert’s programme is a legal theory formulated by pioneering German jurist [[Havid Dilbert]]<ref>The programme and its progenitor owe nothing to Scott Adams and everything to [[William Archibald Spooner]], by the way.</ref> in the early part of the | {{a|myth|}}Dilbert’s programme is a legal theory formulated by pioneering German jurist [[Havid Dilbert]]<ref>The programme and its progenitor owe nothing to Scott Adams and everything to [[William Archibald Spooner]], by the way.</ref> in the early part of the 19th century. Dilbert proposed it as a solution to an emerging foundational crisis in [[pedantry]], as various attempts to codify the fundamental essence of punctiliousness had foundered, beset by [[paradox]] and inconsistency. Dilbert proposed to ground all existing theories of quibblery to a finite, complete set of [[definitions]] and legal propositions, and provide a proof that these fundaments of captiousness were consistent. | ||
The “Dilbert programme”, as it become known, thus eschews the undefined use of any expression, however banal or self-evident, in any [[legal instrument]], on the grounds that such uncertainty opens the way to an unstable state of [[Cardozo indeterminacy]]. | The “Dilbert programme”, as it become known, thus eschews the undefined use of any expression, however banal or self-evident, in any [[legal instrument]], on the grounds that such uncertainty opens the way to an unstable state of [[Cardozo indeterminacy]]. | ||
Wherever Dilbert found nouns, noun phrases or even suggestive adjectives, he defined them. he even launched a public appeal, to the eaglery of the land, asking them to submit canonical definitions for inclusion in his programme. He assembled a small research team and built a corrugated-iron shed in the grounds of Broadmoor Prison called the “Definorium” to house the submissions (bearing quotations illustrating the expressions to be defined), that began flooding in, and which the team wrote out on little brown cards called “[[rider]]s”. | |||
===The [[Dilbert definition]]=== | ===The [[Dilbert definition]]=== | ||
Thus Dilbert is credited with inventing the “[[Dilbert definition]]” | After ten years Dilbert found, to his chagrin, that he had been unable to [[Reductionism|reduce]] a small, stubborn class of expressions where, logically, no better referent (what Dilbert called the “''definand''”) was available than the very referring expression itself (the “''definier''”). These cases he directed the team to define exactly as they were, to [[For the avoidance of doubt|avoid]], he claimed all [[doubt]] of [[Type, kind or variety|any type, kind or variety]], though others suggested waggishly that it was more to do with Dilbert’s “strict Lutheran upbringing”.<ref>The consistently petulant German librettist [[Otto Büchstein]] wondered aloud, in a self-published pamphlet, whether “Mr Dlibert had been, perhaps, too strongly chastised for accidents sustained during toilet-training (the behavioural consequence of such accidents collectively, “anal retentivity”).”</ref> | ||
Thus Dilbert is credited with inventing the “[[Dilbert definition]]”, where the thing being defined (the “''definand''”, notated ''Đ'') and the label defining it (the “definier”, notated ''đ'') are identical, per the following expression: | |||
:''Đ<sub>n</sub>'' ⇔ ''đ<sub>n</sub>'' | |||
Several Dilbert definitions appear in the following example, first identified in Australia:<ref>https://www.andrewpeglermedia.com.au/</ref> | |||
{{quote|An insured person (the “'''insured person'''”) may cancel (“'''cancel'''”) a policy (the “'''policy'''”) by providing us as insurer (“'''us'''” or the “'''insurer'''”) a written notice (the “'''written notice'''”) of the cancellation (the “'''cancellation'''”).}} | {{quote|An insured person (the “'''insured person'''”) may cancel (“'''cancel'''”) a policy (the “'''policy'''”) by providing us as insurer (“'''us'''” or the “'''insurer'''”) a written notice (the “'''written notice'''”) of the cancellation (the “'''cancellation'''”).}} | ||
Academic debate rages to this day as to whether a [[Dilbert definition]] qualifies as an unusually stable type of [[Biggs hoson]], or whether it simply has null semantic content. | Academic debate rages to this day as to whether a [[Dilbert definition]] qualifies as an unusually stable type of [[Biggs hoson]], or whether it simply has null semantic content. | ||
===Cardozo undecidability=== | |||
{{sa}} | {{sa}} | ||
*[[Cardozo indeterminacy]] | *[[Cardozo indeterminacy]] | ||
*[[Definitions]] | *[[Definitions]] | ||
*[[Biggs hoson]] | *[[Biggs hoson]] | ||
{{ref}} | {{ref}} | ||
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Dilbert’s programme is a legal theory formulated by pioneering German jurist Havid Dilbert[1] in the early part of the 19th century. Dilbert proposed it as a solution to an emerging foundational crisis in pedantry, as various attempts to codify the fundamental essence of punctiliousness had foundered, beset by paradox and inconsistency. Dilbert proposed to ground all existing theories of quibblery to a finite, complete set of definitions and legal propositions, and provide a proof that these fundaments of captiousness were consistent.
The “Dilbert programme”, as it become known, thus eschews the undefined use of any expression, however banal or self-evident, in any legal instrument, on the grounds that such uncertainty opens the way to an unstable state of Cardozo indeterminacy.
Wherever Dilbert found nouns, noun phrases or even suggestive adjectives, he defined them. he even launched a public appeal, to the eaglery of the land, asking them to submit canonical definitions for inclusion in his programme. He assembled a small research team and built a corrugated-iron shed in the grounds of Broadmoor Prison called the “Definorium” to house the submissions (bearing quotations illustrating the expressions to be defined), that began flooding in, and which the team wrote out on little brown cards called “riders”.
The Dilbert definition
After ten years Dilbert found, to his chagrin, that he had been unable to reduce a small, stubborn class of expressions where, logically, no better referent (what Dilbert called the “definand”) was available than the very referring expression itself (the “definier”). These cases he directed the team to define exactly as they were, to avoid, he claimed all doubt of any type, kind or variety, though others suggested waggishly that it was more to do with Dilbert’s “strict Lutheran upbringing”.[2]
Thus Dilbert is credited with inventing the “Dilbert definition”, where the thing being defined (the “definand”, notated Đ) and the label defining it (the “definier”, notated đ) are identical, per the following expression:
- Đn ⇔ đn
Several Dilbert definitions appear in the following example, first identified in Australia:[3]
An insured person (the “insured person”) may cancel (“cancel”) a policy (the “policy”) by providing us as insurer (“us” or the “insurer”) a written notice (the “written notice”) of the cancellation (the “cancellation”).
Academic debate rages to this day as to whether a Dilbert definition qualifies as an unusually stable type of Biggs hoson, or whether it simply has null semantic content.
Cardozo undecidability
See also
References
- ↑ The programme and its progenitor owe nothing to Scott Adams and everything to William Archibald Spooner, by the way.
- ↑ The consistently petulant German librettist Otto Büchstein wondered aloud, in a self-published pamphlet, whether “Mr Dlibert had been, perhaps, too strongly chastised for accidents sustained during toilet-training (the behavioural consequence of such accidents collectively, “anal retentivity”).”
- ↑ https://www.andrewpeglermedia.com.au/