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===The Enron Ron Ron===
===The [[Enron]] Ron Ron===
We met while [[Arthur Andersen]]’s pockets were filling<br>  
We met while [[Arthur Andersen]]’s pockets were filling<br>  
The [[Enron]] ron ron <br>  
''The [[Enron]] ron ron'' <br>  
The [[Enron]] ron <br>
''The [[Enron]] ron'' <br>
Someone told me that his name was [[Jeff Skilling|Skilling]] <br>
Someone told me that his name was [[Jeff Skilling|Skilling]] <br>
The [[Enron]] ron ron <br>
''The [[Enron]] ron ron'' <br>  
The [[Enron]] ron <br>
''The [[Enron]] ron'' <br>
Yeah, my heart beat [[Andrew Fastow|Fast—(ow!!)]] <br>
Yeah, my heart beat [[Andrew Fastow|Fast—(ow!!)]] <br>
But his accounting wouldn't last (ow!!) <br>
But his accounting wouldn't last (ow!!) <br>
The [[Enron]] ron ron <br>
''The [[Enron]] ron ron'' <br>  
The [[Enron]] ron <br>
''The [[Enron]] ron'' <br>
And when he walked me home he set my balance sheet free <br>
And when he walked me home he set my balance sheet free <br>
With [[FIN 46]] and an [[SPV]] <br>
With [[FIN 46]] and an [[SPV]] <br>
The [[Enron]] ron ron <br>
''The [[Enron]] ron ron'' <br>  
The [[Enron]] ron <br>
''The [[Enron]] ron'' <br>
Cashflows [[mark-to-market|marked-to-market]] each and every day<br>
Cashflows [[mark-to-market|marked-to-market]] each and every day<br>
[[Raptors]] on your balance sheet! Look out, [[Kenneth Lay]]!<br>
[[Raptors]] on your balance sheet! Look out, [[Kenneth Lay]]!<br>
The [[Enron]] ron ron <br>
''The [[Enron]] ron ron'' <br>  
The [[Enron]] ron <br>
''The [[Enron]] ron'' <br>


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Revision as of 15:37, 7 June 2018

The Enron Ron Ron

We met while Arthur Andersen’s pockets were filling
The Enron ron ron
The Enron ron
Someone told me that his name was Skilling
The Enron ron ron
The Enron ron
Yeah, my heart beat Fast—(ow!!)
But his accounting wouldn't last (ow!!)
The Enron ron ron
The Enron ron
And when he walked me home he set my balance sheet free
With FIN 46 and an SPV
The Enron ron ron
The Enron ron
Cashflows marked-to-market each and every day
Raptors on your balance sheet! Look out, Kenneth Lay!
The Enron ron ron
The Enron ron


(repeat ad lib)