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===The Enron Ron Ron===
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We met at [[Arthur Andersen]], my heart stood Still(ing) <br>  
==The [[Enron Ron]]==
Da [[Enron]] ron ron <br>  
We met while [[Arthur Andersen]]’s pockets were filling<br>  
Da [[Enron]] ron <br>
''The [[Enron]] ron ron'' <br>  
Somebody told me that his name was [[Jeff Skilling|Skill(ing)]] <br>
''The [[Enron]] ron'' <br>
Da [[Enron]] ron ron <br>
Someone told me that his name was Skilling <br>
Da [[Enron]] ron <br>
''The [[Enron]] ron ron'' <br>  
Yeah, my heart beat [[Andrew Fastow|Fast(ow)]] <br>
''The [[Enron]] ron'' <br>
Yeah, his accounting treatment couldn't last (ow!!) <br>
Yeah, my heart beat Fast—(ow!!) <br>
And when he walked me home <br>
His accounting wouldn't last (ow!!) <br>
He set my balance sheet free <br>
''The [[Enron]] ron ron'' <br>
With FIN 46R and an [[SPV]] <br>
''The [[Enron]] ron'' <br>
Da [[Enron]] ron ron <br>
And when he walked me home he set my balance sheet free <br>
Da [[Enron]] ron <br>
With [[FIN 46]] and an [[SPV]] <br>
Cashflows marked-to-market each and every day <br>
''The [[Enron]] ron ron'' <br>  
There are [[Raptors]] on your balance sheet, [[Kenneth Lay]]!<br>
''The [[Enron]] ron'' <br>
Da [[Enron]] ron ron <br>
Cashflows [[mark-to-market|marked-to-market]] each and every day<br>
Da [[Enron]] ron <br>
[[Raptors]] on your balance sheet! Look out, [[Kenneth Lay]]!<br>
''The [[Enron]] ron ron'' <br>  
''The [[Enron]] ron'' <br>


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The Enron Ron

We met while Arthur Andersen’s pockets were filling
The Enron ron ron
The Enron ron
Someone told me that his name was Skilling
The Enron ron ron
The Enron ron
Yeah, my heart beat Fast—(ow!!)
His accounting wouldn't last (ow!!)
The Enron ron ron
The Enron ron
And when he walked me home he set my balance sheet free
With FIN 46 and an SPV
The Enron ron ron
The Enron ron
Cashflows marked-to-market each and every day
Raptors on your balance sheet! Look out, Kenneth Lay!
The Enron ron ron
The Enron ron


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From the well-thumbed pages of the Jolly Contrarian’s songbook

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