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{{tag|Flannel}} is a cotton material of a peculiarly absorbent character, used with abandon by [[Mediocre lawyer|diligent lawyers]] the world over | {{a|negotiation|[[File:Flannellumberjack.jpg|thumb|center|A [[flanneljack]] off to find some trees to chop down yesterday so he can pulp them, turn them into paper and cover them with [[flannel]]]] | ||
}}{{tag|Flannel}} is a cotton material of a peculiarly absorbent character, cut into small toweling squares, in which state it is used with abandon by [[Mediocre lawyer|diligent lawyers]] the world over to protect their livelihoods and cover a multitude of ills: A profound hatred of the language in which they ply their craft; a clear understanding of the economic fundamentals of the legal arrangements their [[verbiage]] is articulating. | |||
Who, why, which or what — <br> | Who, why, which or what — <br> | ||
Is flannelette for? <br /> | |||
Is it a towel? A kerchief? A hanky? Or | Is it a towel? A kerchief? A hanky? Or tissue?<br> | ||
Does it sit in your | Does it sit in your pocketbook, briefcase, satchel<br> | ||
Or bag? <br> | |||
Or | |||
*[[in | Not to be confused with “[[verbiage]]”, flannel is [[calculated]] to make simple propositions seem complicated. For organisms of the genus ''[[causidicus mediocris]]'', [[flannel]] has clear adaptive benefits in as much as it makes one think, “ho, look out, I’d better check this with [[legal]]” | ||
*[[ | |||
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===[[Nominalisation]]=== | |||
*[[take action to]] ~ | |||
*[[constitutes]] and [[does not constitute]] | |||
*[[failed to perform its obligation to make any payment]] ==> failed to pay | |||
*[[shall have the meaning specified in]] ==> is defined in | |||
===General flannel=== | |||
*[[by or on behalf of]] | |||
*[[for the purposes of]] | |||
*[[in accordance with]] | |||
*[[as soon as possible but in any event not later than]] | |||
*[[at all material times]] | |||
*[[as the case may be]] | *[[as the case may be]] | ||
*[[ | *[[by or on account of]] | ||
*[[ | *[[calculated]] | ||
*[[ | *[[effect]] | ||
*[[entered into under]] | |||
*[[for the avoidance of doubt]] | |||
*[[for the time being]] | |||
*[[from time to time]] | |||
*[[however described]] | |||
*[[if and to the extent that]] | |||
*[[if any]] | *[[if any]] | ||
*[[however | *[[in any such case]] | ||
*[[in its absolute discretion]] | |||
*[[in the event that]] | |||
*[[in the circumstances in which]] ==> Where | |||
*[[may, at its discretion]] ==> [[may]] | |||
*[[notwithstanding anything contained herein to the contrary]] | |||
*[[notwithstanding the foregoing]] | |||
*[[on a daily basis]] ==> daily | |||
*[[on an expedited basis]] ==> quickly | |||
*[[on or about]] | |||
*[[on the part of]] | |||
*[[proceed on the basis that]] | |||
*[[provided, however]] | |||
*[[pursuant to]] | |||
*[[shall]] | |||
*[[shall, at its discretion]] | |||
*[[shall be deemed]] | |||
*[[suffers or permits]] | |||
*[[supplements, forms part of and is subject to]] | |||
*[[the parties acknowledge that]]... | |||
*[[the terms of this agreement]] | |||
*[[to the maximum extent permissible by law]] | |||
*[[unless and until]] | |||
*[[upon the occurrence of]] | |||
*[[unless otherwise agreed]] | |||