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{{tag|Flannel}} is a cotton material of a peculiarly absorbent character, used with abandon by [[Mediocre lawyer|diligent lawyers]] the world over | {{a|negotiation|[[File:Flannellumberjack.jpg|thumb|center|A [[flanneljack]] off to find some trees to chop down yesterday so he can pulp them, turn them into paper and cover them with [[flannel]]]] | ||
}}{{tag|Flannel}} is a cotton material of a peculiarly absorbent character, cut into small toweling squares, in which state it is used with abandon by [[Mediocre lawyer|diligent lawyers]] the world over to protect their livelihoods and cover a multitude of ills: A profound hatred of the language in which they ply their craft; a clear understanding of the economic fundamentals of the legal arrangements their [[verbiage]] is articulating. | |||
Who, why, which or what — <br> | Who, why, which or what — <br> | ||
Is flannelette for? <br /> | |||
Is it a towel? A kerchief? A hanky? Or | Is it a towel? A kerchief? A hanky? Or tissue?<br> | ||
Does it sit in your pocketbook, briefcase, satchel<br> | Does it sit in your pocketbook, briefcase, satchel<br> | ||
Or bag? <br> | Or bag? <br> | ||
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Not to be confused with “[[verbiage]]”, flannel is [[calculated]] to make simple propositions seem complicated. For organisms of the genus ''[[causidicus mediocris]]'', [[flannel]] has clear adaptive benefits in as much as it makes one think, “ho, look out, I’d better check this with [[legal]]” | Not to be confused with “[[verbiage]]”, flannel is [[calculated]] to make simple propositions seem complicated. For organisms of the genus ''[[causidicus mediocris]]'', [[flannel]] has clear adaptive benefits in as much as it makes one think, “ho, look out, I’d better check this with [[legal]]” | ||
*[[and | {{profoundontologicaluncertainty}} | ||
*[[any | |||
*[[ | ===[[Nominalisation]]=== | ||
*[[take action to]] ~ | |||
*[[constitutes]] and [[does not constitute]] | |||
*[[failed to perform its obligation to make any payment]] ==> failed to pay | |||
*[[shall have the meaning specified in]] ==> is defined in | |||
===General flannel=== | |||
*[[by or on behalf of]] | |||
*[[for the purposes of]] | |||
*[[in accordance with]] | |||
*[[as soon as possible but in any event not later than]] | *[[as soon as possible but in any event not later than]] | ||
*[[at all material times]] | *[[at all material times]] | ||
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*[[by or on account of]] | *[[by or on account of]] | ||
*[[calculated]] | *[[calculated]] | ||
*[[entered into]] | *[[effect]] | ||
*[[entered into under]] | |||
*[[for the avoidance of doubt]] | *[[for the avoidance of doubt]] | ||
*[[for the time being]] | *[[for the time being]] | ||
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*[[in its absolute discretion]] | *[[in its absolute discretion]] | ||
*[[in the event that]] | *[[in the event that]] | ||
*[[in | *[[in the circumstances in which]] ==> Where | ||
*[[ | *[[may, at its discretion]] ==> [[may]] | ||
*[[notwithstanding anything contained herein to the contrary]] | *[[notwithstanding anything contained herein to the contrary]] | ||
*[[ | *[[notwithstanding the foregoing]] | ||
*[[on | *[[on a daily basis]] ==> daily | ||
*[[on | *[[on an expedited basis]] ==> quickly | ||
*[[on or about]] | *[[on or about]] | ||
*[[ | *[[on the part of]] | ||
*[[proceed on the basis that]] | *[[proceed on the basis that]] | ||
*[[provided, however]] | |||
*[[pursuant to]] | *[[pursuant to]] | ||
*[[shall]] | *[[shall]] | ||
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*[[the parties acknowledge that]]... | *[[the parties acknowledge that]]... | ||
*[[the terms of this agreement]] | *[[the terms of this agreement]] | ||
*[[ | *[[to the maximum extent permissible by law]] | ||
*[[unless and until]] | *[[unless and until]] | ||
*[[upon the occurrence of]] | *[[upon the occurrence of]] | ||
*[[unless otherwise agreed]] | *[[unless otherwise agreed]] | ||