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{{tag|Flannel}} is a cotton material of a peculiarly absorbent character, used with abandon by [[Mediocre lawyer|diligent lawyers]] the world over, cut into small toweling squares.
{{a|negotiation|[[File:Flannellumberjack.jpg|thumb|center|A [[flanneljack]] off to find some trees to chop down yesterday so he can pulp them, turn them into paper and cover them with [[flannel]]]]
}}{{tag|Flannel}} is a cotton material of a peculiarly absorbent character, cut into small toweling squares, in which state it is used with abandon by [[Mediocre lawyer|diligent lawyers]] the world over to protect their livelihoods and cover a multitude of ills: A profound hatred of the language in which they ply their craft; a clear understanding of the economic fundamentals of the legal arrangements their [[verbiage]] is articulating.


Who, why, which or what — <br>
Who, why, which or what — <br>
Does flannelette flag? <br />
Is flannelette for? <br />
Is it a towel? A kerchief? A hanky? Or rag?<br>
Is it a towel? A kerchief? A hanky? Or tissue?<br>
Does it sit in your pocketbook, briefcase, satchel<br>
Does it sit in your pocketbook, briefcase, satchel<br>
Or bag? <br>
Or bag? <br>
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===[[Nominalisation]]===
*[[take action to]] ~
*[[constitutes]] and [[does not constitute]]
*[[failed to perform its obligation to make any payment]] ==> failed to pay
*[[shall have the meaning specified in]] ==> is defined in


===General flannel===
===General flannel===
*[[take action to]] ~
*[[by or on behalf of]]
*[[for the purposes of]]
*[[for the purposes of]]
*[[in accordance with]]
*[[in accordance with]]
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*[[by or on account of]]
*[[by or on account of]]
*[[calculated]]
*[[calculated]]
*[[constitutes]] and [[does not constitute]]
*[[effect]]
*[[entered into under]]
*[[entered into under]]
*[[for the avoidance of doubt]]
*[[for the avoidance of doubt]]
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*[[in its absolute discretion]]
*[[in its absolute discretion]]
*[[in the event that]]
*[[in the event that]]
 
*[[in the circumstances in which]] ==> Where
*[[may, at its discretion]]
*[[may, at its discretion]] ==> [[may]]
*[[notwithstanding anything contained herein to the contrary]]
*[[notwithstanding anything contained herein to the contrary]]
*[[on a daily basis]]
*[[notwithstanding the foregoing]]
*[[on an expedited basis]]
*[[on a daily basis]] ==> daily
*[[on an expedited basis]] ==> quickly
*[[on or about]]
*[[on or about]]
*[[on the part of]]
*[[proceed on the basis that]]
*[[proceed on the basis that]]
*[[provided, however]]
*[[pursuant to]]
*[[pursuant to]]
*[[shall]]
*[[shall]]
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*[[upon the occurrence of]]
*[[upon the occurrence of]]
*[[unless otherwise agreed]]
*[[unless otherwise agreed]]
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