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[[File:Ironmountainbox.jpg|450px|thumb|center|The [[global financial crisis]] personified.]]
[[File:Ironmountainbox.jpg|450px|thumb|center|The [[global financial crisis]] personified.]] Well, ''objectified'', at any rate. Boxonified.
}}All [[David Bowie]]’s fault. He started this off by monetising his future royalties. Before you knew it, it was tranched [[CDO cubed|CDO<sup>3</sup>]] everywhere you looked, Morgan Stanley was on fire, the world was BURNING man and people were wandering round dazed and shell shocked and living under bridges in Manhattan in makeshift housing made out of [[Iron Mountain]] boxes.
}}All [[David Bowie]]’s fault. He started this off by monetising his future royalties. Before you knew it, it was tranched [[CDO cubed|CDO<sup>3</sup>]] everywhere you looked, Morgan Stanley was on fire, the world was BURNING man and people were wandering round dazed and shell shocked and living under bridges in Manhattan in makeshift housing made out of [[Iron Mountain]] boxes.



Revision as of 09:30, 14 April 2022

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The global financial crisis personified.
Well, objectified, at any rate. Boxonified.


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All David Bowie’s fault. He started this off by monetising his future royalties. Before you knew it, it was tranched CDO3 everywhere you looked, Morgan Stanley was on fire, the world was BURNING man and people were wandering round dazed and shell shocked and living under bridges in Manhattan in makeshift housing made out of Iron Mountain boxes.

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