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{{g}}Erstwhile derivatives structuring genius (he invented both [[credibility derivatives]] and [[turpitude swap]]s) and worst-selling one-time author of '''''[https://www.amazon.co.uk/dp/B078LMG24Q The Montenegro Sanction]''''', but he's a chum of the [[Jolly Contrarian]] so we won’t hear a word said against the talentless, self-aggrandizing twat in these pages.
{{g}}Erstwhile derivatives structuring genius (he invented both [[credibility derivatives]] and [[discredit swap]]s) and later, in his bid to cleanse himself of a lifetime of tedium became the worst-selling author of '''''[https://www.amazon.co.uk/dp/B078LMG24Q The Montenegro Sanction]''''', but he’s a chum of (ummm well, ''is'') the [[Jolly Contrarian]] so we won’t hear a word said against the talentless, self-aggrandizing twat in these pages.


We will review {{br|The Montenegro Sanction}} when we are confident we can stomach the required chutzpah. That is, probably never. In the meantime some paid<ref>Not paid, but they did owe me a favour.</ref> stooges have done so [https://www.amazon.co.uk/MONTENEGRO-SANCTION-Adriatic-adventure-eight-ebook/dp/B078LMG24Q on Amazon].
We will review {{br|The Montenegro Sanction}} when we are confident we can stomach the required chutzpah. That is, probably never. In the meantime some paid<ref>Not paid, but they did owe me a favour.</ref> stooges have done so [https://www.amazon.co.uk/MONTENEGRO-SANCTION-Adriatic-adventure-eight-ebook/dp/B078LMG24Q on Amazon].


The long-unawaited follow-up {{br|The ISDA Protocol}}, whose title came courtesy of our patented<ref>Not patented.</ref> [[Robert Ludlum thriller title generator]] may or may not be in the works.
The long-unawaited follow-up, to {{br|The Montenegro Sanction}} is provisionally entitled {{br|The ISDA Protocol}}. This title came courtesy of our patented<ref>Not patented.</ref> [[Robert Ludlum thriller title generator]] may or may not ever see the light of day, but if it does will involve [[espievies]], [[discredit derivatives]], [[credibility derivatives]], other diverse [[financial weapons or mass destruction]], and the crucial plot twist is going to involve [[close-out netting]]. Sizzling.


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Erstwhile derivatives structuring genius (he invented both credibility derivatives and discredit swaps) and later, in his bid to cleanse himself of a lifetime of tedium became the worst-selling author of The Montenegro Sanction, but he’s a chum of (ummm well, is) the Jolly Contrarian so we won’t hear a word said against the talentless, self-aggrandizing twat in these pages.

We will review The Montenegro Sanction when we are confident we can stomach the required chutzpah. That is, probably never. In the meantime some paid[1] stooges have done so on Amazon.

The long-unawaited follow-up, to The Montenegro Sanction is provisionally entitled The ISDA Protocol. This title came courtesy of our patented[2] Robert Ludlum thriller title generator may or may not ever see the light of day, but if it does will involve espievies, discredit derivatives, credibility derivatives, other diverse financial weapons or mass destruction, and the crucial plot twist is going to involve close-out netting. Sizzling.

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  1. Not paid, but they did owe me a favour.
  2. Not patented.