Revenue projection: Difference between revisions

From The Jolly Contrarian
Jump to navigation Jump to search
No edit summary
No edit summary
Line 1: Line 1:
''So'' much easier claimed than proven. And it is remarkable how credulous a business unit will be to the fantastical claims of [[sales]] about the untold riches from this unknown [[client]] that will materialise the moment we conclude this poorly conceptualised and apparently non-sensical [[transaction]] despite its apparent complete absence of commercial utility for any party other than [[sales]] (and —  allegedly — the [[CEO]] who, we are assured, [[the CEO wants this to happen|is ''very'' keen to ensure this happens]]).
{{g}}''So'' much easier claimed than proven. And it is remarkable how credulous a business unit will be to the fantastical claims of [[sales]] about the untold riches from this unknown [[client]] that will materialise the moment we conclude this poorly conceptualised and apparently non-sensical [[transaction]] despite its apparent complete absence of commercial utility for any party other than [[sales]] (and —  allegedly — the [[CEO]] who, we are assured, [[the CEO wants this to happen|is ''very'' keen to ensure this happens]]).


{{seealso}}
{{seealso}}

Revision as of 16:16, 3 September 2019

The Jolly Contrarian’s Glossary
The snippy guide to financial services lingo.™


Index — Click the ᐅ to expand:

Comments? Questions? Suggestions? Requests? Insults? We’d love to 📧 hear from you.
Sign up for our newsletter.

So much easier claimed than proven. And it is remarkable how credulous a business unit will be to the fantastical claims of sales about the untold riches from this unknown client that will materialise the moment we conclude this poorly conceptualised and apparently non-sensical transaction despite its apparent complete absence of commercial utility for any party other than sales (and — allegedly — the CEO who, we are assured, is very keen to ensure this happens).

See also