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Hey, Mr Policeman, sing me a song<br>
Hey, Mr Policeman, sing me a song <br>
Shit’s going down and I ain’t got long<br>
Shit’s going down and I ain’t got long.<br>
They’re ringing of the wall ’til the phone goes berserk<br>
They’re ringing off the wall and the phone’s gone berserk,<br>
They’re cranking on the handle but the motor don’t work<br> Hey, Mr. Policeman, they sold me a pup:<br>
They’re cranking on the handle but the motor don’t work.<br> Hey, Mr. Policeman, they sold me a pup:<br>
It’s [[situation normal: all fucked up]].
It’s [[situation normal: all fucked up]].
:—[[Dangerboy]], ''Situation Normal''}}
:—[[Dangerboy]], ''Situation Normal''}}

Latest revision as of 08:13, 12 October 2023

The Jolly Contrarian’s Songbook™
For those spontaneous campfire moments.


From the well-thumbed pages of the Jolly Contrarian’s songbook
The JC Songbook Index— Click ᐅ to expand:

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Hey, Mr Policeman, sing me a song —
Shit’s going down and I ain’t got long.
They’re ringing off the wall and the phone’s gone berserk,
They’re cranking on the handle but the motor don’t work.
Hey, Mr. Policeman, they sold me a pup:
It’s situation normal: all fucked up.

Dangerboy, Situation Normal