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A [[mediocre lawyer|inhouse lawyer]] has been out to a law-firm cocktail function and crossed that imperceptible threshold — the [[ | A [[mediocre lawyer|inhouse lawyer]] has been out to a law-firm cocktail function and crossed that imperceptible threshold — the [[Schwarzschild radius]] of alcohol consumption — beyond which the discretion, judgment and common sense which would usually guide him safely home to bed in time for work in the morning ceases to operate. He finally made it back to base at 4 a.m. | ||
As luck would have it, {{sex|he}} has arranged to be late into the office, for it is his daughter’s school assembly in the morning. The theme is gender equality in modern Britain, but there will be a brief interlude for a song about spiders. | As luck would have it, {{sex|he}} has arranged to be late into the office, for it is his daughter’s school assembly in the morning. The theme is gender equality in modern Britain, but there will be a brief interlude for a song about spiders. | ||