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{{quote|''Brownlow lent imperceptibly forward, whereupon the most rambunctious flatulence issued into the after-dinner stillness. Thus exhausted, he collapsed back gently into his chair with a beatific expression on his ruddy face, a capitulation [[calculated]] to outrage those present — at least, those not scrabbling at their neck-ties, gasping frantically for oxygen.''}}  
{{quote|''Brownlow lent imperceptibly forward, whereupon the most rambunctious flatulence issued into the after-dinner stillness. Thus exhausted, he collapsed back gently into his chair with a beatific expression on his ruddy face, a capitulation [[calculated]] to outrage those present — at least, those not scrabbling at their neck-ties, gasping frantically for oxygen.''}}  


To my inexperienced forensic brain, in my first criminal law tutorial in 1988, I felt “calculated” implies some ''calculation'' — some wantonness; a degree of design. I said so, stridently, and refused to back down. Though it was hardly calculated to endear me to my tutor (a dull enough chap, but made magnitudes duller seeing as he was the spitting image of my hero [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mel_Smith Mel Smith], so his absent sense of humour was a constant source of disappointment) I am still not repentant, even though I failed criminal law. Humourless old fart.
To my inexperienced forensic brain, in my first criminal law tutorial in 1988, I felt “calculated” implies some ''calculation'' — some wantonness; a degree of design. I said so, stridently, and refused to back down. Though it was hardly ''[[calculated]]'' to endear me to my tutor (a dull enough chap, but made magnitudes duller seeing as he was the spitting image of my hero [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mel_Smith Mel Smith], so his absent sense of humour was a constant source of disappointment) I remain to this day unrepentant. I am right; the global legal community is wrong, and that is all there is to it.
 
Historical note: I failed my criminal law course in 1989. Miserable old fart.


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