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A [[mediocre lawyer|inhouse lawyer]] has been out to a law-firm cocktail function and crossed that imperceptible threshold — the [[Schwarzschild radius]] of alcohol consumption — beyond which the discretion, judgment and common sense which would usually guide him safely home to bed in time for work in the morning ceases to operate. He finally makes it back to base at 4 a.m., he knows not how.
A [[mediocre lawyer|inhouse lawyer]] has been out to a [[law firm|law-firm]] cocktail function and crossed that imperceptible threshold — the [[Schwarzschild radius of alcohol consumption]] — beyond which the discretion, judgment and common sense which would usually guide him safely home to bed in time for work in the morning ceases to operate. He finally makes it back to base at 4 a.m., he knows not how.


As luck would have it, {{sex|he}} has already arranged to be late into the office the following morning, so he can attend his daughter’s school assembly. The theme is to be gender equality in modern Britain, but there will be a brief interlude for a song about spiders.
As luck would have it, {{sex|he}} has already arranged to be late into the office the following morning, so he can attend his daughter’s school assembly. The theme is to be gender equality in modern Britain, but there will be a brief interlude for a song about spiders.

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