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A general approach which might fortify you should you wish to strike inclusos from your documents: imagine trying to argue the counter-proposition before a court, without wanting the ground open up and swallow you.
A general approach which might fortify you should you wish to strike inclusos from your documents: imagine trying to argue the counter-proposition before a court, without wanting the ground open up and swallow you.


“Your honour, it says “in writing”. But the defendant only sent me an email!” <br>
:“Your honour, it says “in writing”. But the defendant only sent me an ''email''!” <br>
“I see. And how did the defendant communicate the message?” <br>
:“I see. And how did the defendant communicate the message?” <br>
“well, it was in the email.” <br>
:“Well, it was in the email.” <br>
“And was the email in the form of an animated GIF or something?” <br>
:“And was the email in the form of an animated GIF or something?” <br>
“No.” <br>
:“No.” <br>
“Was it a depiction of a series of pictures of semaphore flags spelling out a message?” <br>
:“Was it in the form of a series of depictions of semaphore flags which, when taken together, spelt out a message somehow non-verbally?” <br>
“No, m’lud.” <br>
:“No, m’lud.” <br>
“How was it articulated, Mr. [[Amwell J|Amwell]]? Speak up, I can’t hear you.” <br>
:“Well, then How was it articulated, Mr. [[Amwell J|Amwell]]?  
“It was in words, your honour.” <br>
:''Inaudible mumbling.'' <br>
“Words?” <br>
:“Speak up, I can’t hear you.” <br>
“Yes. Words.” <br>
:“It was in ''words'', your honour.” <br>
“And are you suggesting that words spelling out a message, contained in a purely electronic medium, these are somehow not writing?” <br>
:“Writing then, wouldn’t you say?”
“Permission to run for the hills, your honour.” <br>
:“No, your honour. ''Words''.”
“Granted, Mr. Buxton. Flee!” <br>
:“Words?” <br>
:“Yes. Words.” <br>
:“And are you suggesting that “words”, spelling out a message, albeit contained in a purely [[Electronic messaging system|electronic medium]], somehow do not amount to “writing”?” <br>
:“Permission to run for the hills, your honour.” <br>
:“Granted, Mr. [[Amwell J|Amwell]]. Flee!” <br>




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