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<small>Find out about [[weaselry]] and its continental cousin, ''[[wieselspiele]]''. Not funny? [[I never said it was]]. </small>

<small>Find out about the [[Jolly Contrarian]]’s legal [[maxim]] generation service.</small> <br>

<small>You've heardabout [[proviso]]s, but do you know about [[incluso]]s or even [[provuso]]s? I mean, how pedantic ''is'' your drafting?</small> <br>

<small>[[Kilimanjaro]]: Just how far ''is'' it from the [[Serengeti]], and what has [[Olympus]] got to do with anything? We answer the questions [[Toto]] wouldn't.</small>

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