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|''Seeking new opportunities in ...''
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|Possessed of admirabal candour but no common sense.
|Possessed of admirable candour but no common sense at all. A weak gazelle.  
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|''Experienced financial services professional''
|''Experienced financial services professional''
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|Recently laid off from a law firm. Still in denial about employment prospects but coming round to signing up for Axiom.
|Recently laid off from a law firm. Still in denial about employment prospects but coming round to signing up for Axiom.
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|''Social media advisor''
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|(1) obsessed with twitter / instagram to the point of believing it a bona-fide commercial utility. (2) (Ergo) Twat.
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|'' Best-selling author of... ''
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|Greetings dear kind sir/madam I self publish my book i sincerely pray it will change your* life** please review it on Amazon. I salute you thanks you!!! (''[[sic]] '') <br>
*I mean '' my'' life. <br>
"*it won't (either of them).
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