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Oh dear. | {{g}}Oh dear. | ||
Go back whence you came, and take the [[legal opinion]] you got from the [[council]] with you. Somewhere, in a comfortable house in the suburbs, [[Noel Edmonds]] is silently shaking his head. At ''you''. | Go back whence you came, and take the [[legal opinion]] you got from the [[council]] with you. Somewhere, in a comfortable house in the suburbs, [[Noel Edmonds]] is silently shaking his head. At ''you''. | ||
Once upon a time a [[Amwell J|young, uncynical clerk]]<ref>Names have been changed to protect my identity. </ref><ref>Foregoing witticism (c) 1995 David Frame.</ref> was working on a [[credit-linked note]] one Friday evening, due to close on Monday. Earlier in the day he had sent out his final draft, by [[fax]], and having completed the [[closing agenda]], was putting on his blazer and collecting his umbrella from the corner of the room when the telephone rang. | |||
There was a moment — all young attorneys have it — where he considered walking away and letting the phone ring, but ''this is not in a [[Mediocre lawyer|lawyer]]’s [[it is not in my nature|nature]]''. Our young fellow puts down his brolly and picks up the phone. It is a partner, now retired, from Stephenson Harwood, now dissolved<ref>This is in fact not correct. Stephenson Harwood is a going concern, but has continued not to be world-renowned for its derivatives expertise, so in my mind ''may as well be'' dissolved, even if technically it s still there. For people who care about admiralty.</ref>, but not, even then, known for their derivatives practice. | There was a moment — all young attorneys have it — where he considered walking away and letting the phone ring, but ''this is not in a [[Mediocre lawyer|lawyer]]’s [[it is not in my nature|nature]]''. Our young fellow puts down his brolly and picks up the phone. It is a partner, now retired, from Stephenson Harwood, now dissolved<ref>This is in fact not correct. Stephenson Harwood is a going concern, but has continued not to be world-renowned for its derivatives expertise, so in my mind ''may as well be'' dissolved, even if technically it s still there. For people who care about admiralty.</ref>, but not, even then, known for their derivatives practice. | ||
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In an instant our young hero sees his fate. He resignedly takes his seat. It will be a long night. | In an instant our young hero sees his fate. He resignedly takes his seat. It will be a long night. | ||
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*[[Swap does not rhyme with crap]] | *[[Swap does not rhyme with crap]] | ||
*[[Counsel]] | *[[Counsel]] | ||