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A general approach which might fortify you should you wish to strike [[incluso]]s from your documents: imagine trying to argue the counter-proposition before a court, without willing the ground open up and swallow you. Thus:
A general approach which might fortify you should you wish to strike [[incluso]]s from your documents: imagine trying to argue the counter-proposition before a court, without willing the ground open up and swallow you. Thus:


:''{{jerrold}} for the prosecution'': “Your honour, it says “in writing”. But the defendant only sent me an ''[[email]]''!” <br>
{{court scene|II|iv|stares winsomely at a an odd knot in the panel at the rear of the court, mutely resenting the human race’s inability to invent a good biro|rises suddenly, causing a rent in his trousers that sounds like a passing Ferrari. The Lord Justice blanches. Sir Jerrold clears his throat}}
:''{{cocklecarrot}}'': “I see. And how did the defendant communicate in that email?” <br>
:'''{{jbm}}''': “Your honour, it says “in writing”. But the defendant only sent me an ''[[email]]''!” <br>
:'''{{cmr}}''': “I see. And how did the defendant communicate in that email?” <br>
:'''{{jbm}}''': “Well, she sent me an email.” <br>
:'''{{jbm}}''': “Well, she sent me an email.” <br>
:'''{{cmr}}''': “So you say. And was the email in the form of an animated GIF or something?” <br>
:'''{{cmr}}''': “So you say. And was the email in the form of an animated GIF or something?” <br>

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